Friday, December 14, 2007

Dinner Etiquette

During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students:

"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent familyand during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?"

Mike replies "Wait a minute, I'm going for a p."

The teacher says : "That would be very rude and improper on your part."

Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute."

The teacher says : "That's much better but to mention the word ''toilet'' during a meal, is unpleasant."

And Billy says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able tointroduce to you after dinner. "

The teacher passed out..

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